Thursday, April 13, 2006

Plants

What can't they do?

While my ukulele weeps

You gotta see this...

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Busy Busy Busy

I see over at Scribal Terror that another imported species is threatening Florida's turf. Someone has to respond so I've been working on my new business plan.


1. Capture Burmese pythons.

2.

3. Make lots of money.



Needs work but I'm getting there.

The genius in my plan rests in step 1, capturing the snakes. I plan to feed them giant African rats, then when they're full and really slow, game over. Grab 'em, throw 'em in a croker sack and Presto! Gots me some pythons.

Step 2 is a bit more complicated. Suggestions welcome.