One of my

This
is one of my favorite places in all the world. Thanks to our tax dollars at work I can look at it anytime. Heh

It gets a bit dull from 9 PM to 6 AM, EDT, but hey, so does the view out my window.

Aint the internet grand?

I'm Shocked! Shocked, I say.

Is this even worth mentioning?

Microsoft working to fix new browser flaw



In related news, the MSN website has an ad offering a free download of a new screen saver.

As if.

Some script kiddie is probably already hacking it so that while saving your screen it behaves like a two dollar hooker when the fleet's in, sending out an invitation to every haXor on the internet:

Yoo hoo, boys. Over here. Want some of this?

NIMBY

There's nothing worse than taking out a new conundrum and then not using it.

“Our companies are always running into this conundrum..."

Interesting that the American Cancer Society has yet to come to a conclusion on this issue. You'd think that with as many people as go around all day with a cell phone welded to an ear, someone would've done the definitive study by now. How hard could it be to find subjects?

Until then: NIMBY, MF!

Actually, there is a cell tower sort of in my front yard. I get a great signal. :-)

Say It With a Card

Sneakin' around behind the better half's back? Now you can tell the trois in your menage' just how you feel.

“And now I can’t imagine my life without you ... Even if I have to share you.”

It ain't Hallmark, however.

Warms the cockles of my heart.

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing

Presented without comment:

"It's simple. Some parents are just plain crazy. But few are as crazy as many soon-to- be parents, who, wrapped up in the fear and anticipation, the social status and expectations, go just plain mad. Mad as march hares with swollen ankles and morning sickness."

Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing:

I Take It Back

I was wrong. Prairie Biker isn't abrasive at all.

Just look at this nice note he left in the comments:

You whiny little bitch. I can't believe you're quitting already. Didn't you ever learn the nursery rhyme:

sticks and stones may break my bones,
but words will never hurt me?

pansy.

What kind of desperate pathetic loser quits their own blog because of what someone else said about somebody else on a completely different blog? Have you no stomach at all?

Thanks then. I feel so much better now.

Nothing abrasive there. Heck, we even like the same flowers. I've always been a fan of Pansies, what with the cute little faces and all.

Mission accomplished. Amazing what a little hate mail can do.

The man is the soul of reason. Go see for yourselves: Lone Tree on the Prairie

Test

Testing...

I Quit!

Because of that abrasive Prairie Biker person, I'm quitting blogging as of this moment.

Farewell, cruel world.